Xander and the Vacuum

I get really excited when I turn this on
My sister introduced me to this vacuum
A long time ago and I knew one day I would have one too

So when Jeremy and I bought the house I started searching on Craig's list.
And I bartered back and forth
until I talked him down to a good price
and he met us late one night at a Mc Donalds in
Denver.

Jeremy swears it was Black Market
But I was happy I had my vacuum
One that I knew would suck up all the particles of dirt
I hate
And better yet, I could see inside it's tummy
How much dirt and hair and all the things I loathe
was being eaten by my Beautiful Yellow Machine.

Well today I turned on Mrs. Yellow Submarine
My Queen.
And someone started giggling
Threw the bottle down he was devouring
and started to follow sunshine
as she ate up dirt

He army crawled after that machine
like it was all there was to live for
It went right he went right
Living room
My room
Kids room

He was with her every step of the way
I bet he just can't wait until he gets to push it!